REASONING BEHIND RENUMBERING QUESTIONABLE

The renumbering of all classrooms has many students asking why? Despite assurances from faculty and staff, some say there is a darker, more sinister reason for the change.

In a surprise move the administration of LHS has renumbered all the classrooms despite a laundry list of reasons not to. When asked why this project was done so rapidly that class schedules had wrong numbers, Mr. Handly remarked “So that the computers... well, they needed that... computer stuff”.

According the Mr. Mac, facilitator of the Mac lab, the renumbering was done for other reasons, “The phone lines needed the renumbering”. When asked why phones would need a new room number Mr. Mac became quite hostile, “listen, you don’t need to know why, you get me? In the motherland you wouldn’t have lasted for a second”.

But according to an assistant to an administrator who wished to be unnamed, the renumbering was done for much more sinister reasons, “They have the power... its gone to their head. First it started with just your normal abuse of authority, pushing down sophomores and making fun of the ugly cheerleaders [journalist's note: aren’t they all?]. But why stop there? They have been increasing their actions just for their pleasure. They are addicted to it...”

The source continued, “This renumbering was just another sadistic way to abuse the students. Sophomores are confused enough as it is, but give then a schedule with the wrong numbers and just watch them break down in tears.”

But this was also to be cruel to the juniors and seniors, who already knew room numbers from last year, “[The administrators] were tired of those upper classmen acting like they knew everything... they wanted to take them down a peg.”

Or, according to Editor of Cyberplainsmen Joshua Skinner, the explanation could be much more simple, “it goes in numeric order... it just makes sense”.